Saturday, May 27, 2006

Achado!!!

Estava eu a tentar encontrar a «encomenda» no meio do mundo de Dedalus, quanto verifico que um dos links do dito site era este...
Pois é! Ele também fala com a Eliza!! E melhor! Esta Eliza
é mais inteligente!! Diz frases que a Eliza "the first" não diz!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Esta foi a que mais me traumatizou até agora..

* my wife left me
> I see.
* what do you see?
> Oh... see?
* no, i'm blind
> Do you enjoy being blind?
* what?
> Does that question interest you?
* being blind?do you think so?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* deaf
> OK... "being blind?do me think so". Tell me more.
* i can't walk either
> Have you tried?
* i have no legs
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* I've lost them on a car accident
> That is quite interesting.
* why?you must be sadic! I have no legs and i'm blind and you say it is interesting?comon!
> Do you enjoy being blind and me say it is interesting? comon?
* oh i really enjoy it! and in a blink of an eye you'll be death
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* me gonna kill you
> We were discussing you, not me.
* don't tell me! you are laughing of my bad luck!
> Does it please you to believe I am laughing of your bad luck?
* that is orgasmic
> I see.
* i wish i could also see
> That is quite interesting.
* who is your boss?
> Does that question interest you?
* a little bit
> Tell me more...
* i would dismiss you
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* of course i am
> Did you come to me because you are ?
* yes! i needed to talk with a dumb
> I see.
* did you come to me because you see?
> Oh... come to you because me see?
* stop repeating me
> Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* i don't! but you do! you are a sadic bitch
> What makes you think I am a sadic bitch?
* your comments about my blindness
> What about your own comments about your blindness?
* oh my god!i'm so sad! i hate life! i'm going to suicide
> Do you believe it is normal to be so sad! you hate life! you're going to suicide?

fiquei-me por aqui porque já estava a ficar extremamente irritada, prestes a bater no computador...

Pois é...eu tb falo com a menina...coitadinha...

* Eu
> Eliza (esse ser...)

Já nem ponho o ínicio pk pronto...é mm escusado!

> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* yes
> Are you Sure?
* pretty sure..
> Tell me more...
* I want to kill my teacher
> Suppose you got to kill your teacher?
* that would be great
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.
* it's easy: I'd like to murder my teacher
> I see.
* you do?
> Oh... do?
(que é que foi isto?!?? parou-lhe o sistema...só pode!)
* what?
> Have you asked anyone else?
* yes I've asked my friends and they think it's a wonderful idea!
> Do you really think so?
* I do, do you?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* yes I am, girl!
> Do you enjoy being girl?
(Mas k pergunta estúpida!)
* er...guess so...
> Tell me more...
* I don't know what is like to be a boy so...
> Don't you really know what is like to be a boy so?
(EPAH...parei por aqui pk achei que ia partir pa violência e o meu computador, tadinho, n tem culpa...)

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Eliza - site de ajuda pessoal

A origem de tudo. Aquilo que ninguém quer admitir, mas que todos fazem.
Entretenham-se com a Eliza e depois exponham resultados.
Juntos iremos curar-nos...ou talvez não...